Polly Wood, Thespian, Ecdysiast, Bookworm. Like the city from which she takes her name, Polly offers a little something for everyone, with her special brand of comedic narrative striptease.
A member of Sinner Saint Burlesque, “Seattle’s Tinseled Tart” dances regularly in Seattle at the Noc Noc, The Triple Door, and the Pink Door. She is a cast member of Land of the Sweets: The Burlesque Nutcracker, Through the Looking Glass: The Burlesque Alice in Wonderland, and House of Thee UnHoly. She performed in the US premier of SHINE: A Burlesque Musical, and recently returned from a 2 week run at the Brickhouse in London with Sinner Saint! Other notable credits include: Tease-O-Rama SF ’08,The Burlesque Hall of Fame Weekend Opening Show ’09 & ’10, Nude Nite (Orlando ’09 & ’11/Tampa ’10), The Seattle Erotic Arts Festival, The Rosehip Revue (Portland) The Royal Tease (Portland), & Dr. Sketchy’s Seattle.
She’s also the shorter half of the duo “The Pervy Princesses” (their act is NOT sanctioned by Disney!), with the super-powered Rhinestone Housewife herself, Hottie McNaughty, and they’ve performed at the Seattle Erotic Arts Festival, NorWesCon, Live Girls Cabaret, and more!
Polly got her start at Miss Indigo Blue’s Academy of Burlesque back in 2006, where she is now the Executive Secretary and Teacher in Training. She is on the Steering Committee for BurlyCon and co-producer of Naked Girls Reading. Polly delights audiences with her special brand of campy charm, and if you are lucky, barbecue sauce. Seattle’s Tinseled Tart will have you seeing stars!